There is nothing to see here, move along.

If you decided to keep reading it's because I luered you in all along. Suspence is quite the hook, sort of.

I like Nuclear Throne because I go around as Y.V. like a bad case of triangle, but I never win with him, I only progress. With Robot I get junzies by being the GOLDEN ROBO MELEE OF DESTROCTU and use my golden wrench through the entire game. I got very far because everything died. Why? Scary face of Robobo. The only character for me to win is Plant who lets me dodge without wasting a mutation on the tripple legs ueslessness and the Throne Butt is insane when used correctly. One day I will get the ultra mutation of the life time... One day... Crystal was my first go-to character until I got Y.V. and plant... and robot. She would give me the support I needed to kill everything with crossbows until I learned how to dodge myself without shielding.

Melting is evil, and I don't want to know what's up with the secret one for it. I decided not to look so that I would find it out for myself but, *shhhhhudddddersssss*. Fish has the worst ability in my opinion. Rolling, wow, so dodge, much meme. Melting is still more painful.

Cool wapons come and go, and nukes are cool. But I like shotguns and pistoles. In this game pistols are not as good, but shotguns are amazing. 9/10 I get the swad-of shotgun on Y.V. with Throne Butt, Eagle Eyes, and any ammo related thing. The outcome: A MILLION BULLETS IN ONE BIG GIGANTIC SPRAY ALL UP IN YOUR FACE.

I like numbers, and the numbers I don't like are assult rifles because they only appear at the worst times. 1 bullet is wasted against a bandit if it doesent hit something else, 2 on one if mutated scary face, still has a gap of emptyness, and makes me want to take a piss. The hyper rifle is an exeption because 1) HYPER weapons are cool 2) are cool to look at 3) kill everything on screen.

So here is a recap:

Fav Char: Y.V.

Best Char: Plant

Least Fav Char: Melting

Worst Char: Melting (you thought it was Fish?)

Fave Weap: Any shotgun other than the fire ones.

Best Weap: Dual berral shotgun or the atto shotgun.

Least Fav Weap: Assult Rifle

Wost Weap: Any explosive exept for the nuke or mini bombs.